I’m going to be posting both current and past projects to this site so I’ll get things started with some inspiring words dredged from the ARP quote bucket:

“This is the day of the penguin… Come.”
“That makes religion more like Robo Rally.”
“Cupid doesn’t have teeth.”
“First of all, mad props to me.”
“You were made to fly, Jos”
“Its like a pig-cow-man”
“Now my cheeks are touching each other inside my mouth”
“I really wanted to satisfy Gage. I’m sorry”
“Political Science just doesn’t tickle my pickle”
“The vomit is refreshing but I want to see more”
“Ironically, it was the tapeworm that was holding him together.”
“It took me a long time to figure out I wasn’t on earth.”
“Boo on you for trying.”
“I had a little ‘bladder oopsie’ when I was vacuuming.”
“How many times can he hit him in the device?”
“All of a sudden, I want to play ‘tooth fairy’ with you.”
“Your bubbles are uber!”
“Boo yah!”
“BAM!”
“Fairies could be considered cheese by people like Tristan.”
“Hell’s on fire, and so is the Village!”
“Wooooooooo! I’m taaaallll and scaaaaaarrrrryyyyyy!”
“Its like Moby Dick meets the Matrix.”
“I kinda want Gage’s chunk…”
“Unitard?”
“Maybe Thomas can have ALL the wives.”
“Dude, I just creamed some Jeep… I think that’s your car.”
“Some people got it all and stole it from fifty other people.”
“There is no greater source for the drive to excel than spite.”
“I haven’t eaten all day.”
“We can come up with 355 quotes!”
“I was in Albuquerque once. I found a snail.”
“I’m not even writing that in my book for fear of a satellite photographing it.”
“I just love having to censor your work.”
“The cursor went off the screen Brad.”
“Tristan’s movie always leans a little to the left”
“This isn’t a week for learning, this is a week for doing.”
“Some of you may have seen the work I’ve done with Jos.”
“You look like He-Man!”
“Wow! We’ve got a whole drawer full of feminine napkins!”
“I don’t think we ever want anyone to see this tape.”
“Unlike the Honors House, these toilets flush like mad, screaming banshees!”
“Hat.”
“Hey, how about that religion stuff? That’s great. I hate that.”
“Is someone following me?” “No.”
“When I die, I want my body to be shot out of a cannon. At the President.”
“Nice, that’s a sweet coat… errr quote.”
“Make something cool or I’ll stab you in the eye with this toothpick.”
“Eee oo.”
“It’s almost like I ate too much yogurt.”
“My philosophy is wholly imaginary.”
“Ow! Karma bit my elbow!”
“That’s why we went for head injuries.”
“Your music makes my foot hurt.”
“Maybe YOU could write down some of the changes I want.”
“Onward, super dogs!”
“The owl always led me to a horrible death.”
“That’s not good writing because it’s not flowery girl language.”
“That’s cool, Pat wrote a poem about killing some guy.”
“I can’t believe that came out of you, that’s so cool!”
“It’s really a toilet/sauna!”
“I blame your parents.”
“Were I Pat rather looking at me… Wait, that makes no sense.”
“It’s not even humor.. It’s just porn!”
“I’ve given up spelling in favor of improved apostrophe use.”
“You can get your guitar back but what about Brad’s dignity?”
“Sharks are a vegetable.”
“I was thinking that you’d live off my wastes, and I’d live off yours.”
“Now there’s a poem about herpes on my computer.”
“Get away from me you filthy midget.”
“Now they’re spanking each other. NOW THEY’RE SPANKING ME!!!!”
“Just send us your monthly love gift and we’ll blast you off to the moon.”
“You’re not the boss of me now, and I’ve got your kids.”
“Oh, my bad. That started with the spinal fluid.”
“Slugs of the world: Beware.”
“Cupid doesn’t have teeth.”
“You look like a bean bag chair.”
“It takes a tough man to cook a tender chicken.”
“Everyone is really blurry, and I hope you’re Tristan.”
“I’ll play with it to see if I know anything that I don’t remember.”
“My apple farted.”
“So this is like the train ride from Fantasyland to Lonelyland.”
“The head cleaner industry is disillusioned with their place in life.”
“How big do they make turkeys?”
“It doesn’t taste like appendix…”
“Boy, that’s a distinguishment.”
“The Robot IS the Monkey!”
“I can only work through October because that’s when I take my deciples to the moon.”
“Computer monitors have ge-ni-ters?”
“Are there any more error mooses?”
“It looks like someone smashed the Alaska Renaissance Project with a hammer.”

.. now if I could only find the censored ones. Those were reaaaalllly good.

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