Naked Guy

Thursday, September 1st, 2005 by Lou

It was raining a lot last night. The rain falls down from one roof to another right outside my window. The gutter has fallen off eons ago and it just pours out loudly. It must have been about 11pm when I decided to open my broken window and crawl out on the roof. I wanted to adjust the Water Muffler (a tilted and mossy plank o’ wood) to absorb the noise. Suddenly I hear a loud BANG! It’s Pat giving me an odd look through another window. The light was in his eyes so he couldn’t tell it was me. Appearently I scared the shit out of him because he turned the corner and all he saw was some mostly naked guy trying to “break into” the apartment from the roof in the rain.

2 Responses to “Naked Guy”

  1. Kerry Says:

    so what caused the bang? Pat didn’t shoot at you did he?? BAD PAT! I don’t know how your house is set up but your description of what has happened raises more questions than anything.

    ive been shot at 3 times in my life….oh wait, its now up to 4. Stupid texans and their darn tresspassing laws….

  2. POPS Says:

    Shoot him in the ass Pat. Lou out banging the mossy board(I mean water muffler)Mike